Hilda tells Stan he’s getting old, with the evidence being a new strain of middle-aged stains in his Y-fronts. Hilda receives three guests for her cocktail night and proceeds to empty the house of booze, despite Stan claiming her concoctions taste like Lucozade mixed with Domestos; Irma, on the other hand, begins to pay off her debt to Ray, and Rita looks forward to Christmas Day in the company of Mavis whilst wearing a bit of tat Len bought her, apparently from Woolies. Elsewhere, Betty submits to being measured for a sexy outfit by Blanche, whilst Elsie’s lovelife receives a jolt when Alan expresses his most vocal dislike of the threesome arrangement to date. BUGGERNATION STREET is portrayed as the filthiest street in England, housing a collection of depraved individuals whose lives are governed by their own specific sexual appetites; it is also notable that the language spoken by the characters is 'realistic' in that swear words such as 'fuck' and 'cunt' are used freely and without censure. Described by the Guardian TV critic Digby Smugg as ‘The Archers directed by Derek and Clive’, ‘Buggernation Street’ featured the everyday stories of decadent folk living on a terraced street in the fictional Lancashire town of Weatherfield.

The self-styled intellectual of the street, Ken Barlow, also resides in Albert's house, having once been married to his niece Valerie, who died after electrocuting herself with a hairdryer (an appliance the distraught Ken often wanked into following her death). Dialogue is exposition-heavy as a consequence and the episode is also notable for marking the solitary appearance in the series of Stan and Hilda Ogden’s daughter Irma. Meanwhile, Hilda manages to persuade Betty to part with her late husband’s truncheon and handcuffs in her latest attempt to spice up her sex life with Stan.And, if nothing else, I now know from personal experience that cancel culture is not some right-wing fantasy; it’s for real, alright. The big do comes around with a kidnapped and bemused ‘bridegroom’ persuaded the local custom is just harmless fun. Stan tips-off Ray that a new nightclub on the eve of opening needs some last-minute plumbing in the hope it’ll make them all square; whilst there, Oggy encounters his perfect woman, who happens to be as thick as pigshit. Hilda threatens Stan with castration if he goes anywhere near the new nightclub, though Ken agrees to accompany Len and Ray to the upstairs section, unaware that Lucille will be go-go dancing with her leggy pal in the basement venue.

YT must have missed the money they made from cramming ads into my videos during my absence, but they’ve made a hell of a lot more from me over the last twelve months. Eddie Yeats is back on the Street for the Christmas holidays and immediately attempts to pick up where he left off with Bet before their intended night of passion was rudely interrupted. I’ve been uploading videos to Vimeo for quite a while now and I’ve never had any problems with them, to be honest.Elsewhere, Alan’s secret identity as the Mystery Masturbator sees him volunteer for treatment as an in-patient at a local mental hospital, much to Elsie’s embarrassment.

You know my feelings…But to post something publicly in comparison to YT’s outrageous verdict of your channel’s diverse content, let’s mention ‘Toyah and Robert’s Sunday Lunch’. Ken is showing-off as an amateur chef, but his plans to make a meal for Len and Ray are sabotaged by his snooty attitude and incompetence, despite Minnie Caldwell’s assistance. Her assistant in the Kabin is the prematurely middle-aged Mavis Riley, who nonetheless has expanded her own sex-life (and, in the process, quashed lesbian rumours) by getting into fisting with her on-off boyfriend, Jerry Booth. Meanwhile, Minnie looks forward to the imminent Bank Holiday without Ena’s assistance and without Albert’s presence, having thrown him out of her home whilst he was on the scrounge. After being persuaded by Alan that another threesome with Elsie will result in a harmonious household, Lucille agrees.

Elsie continues to rule the roost by adding new ingredients to the threesome recipe with Alan and Lucille, Ken spurns Norma’s latest proposal to offer the marital bed to his estranged missus again, Ray usurps Billy in Deirdre’s new fantasy by banging her over the yard’s office desk and photographing the experience, and Alf finds it hard to resist shoving his hands down his pants and sniffing them after every spanking.

Eddie Yeats hires an Alsatian as a guard-dog for his intended security business; the lack of interest prompts him to nick some copper from Len’s yard and leads Stan and Albert to plan hiding in the Rovers’ cellar overnight, both actions proving Eddie’s services are needed. Len is berated by Billy for pestering Lucille to indulge in threesomes with him and Rita, and the Ogdens’ social superiority, courtesy of being a two-telly household, is brought to an ignominious end. The New Year is greeted with a windy start on Alan’s part, whilst Ernie is under further pressure from Emily on account of his bearded behaviour over the festive holidays. The residents of the street mark Bank Holiday in their own distinctive ways: Len takes Rita to Old Trafford for the Ashes test match, Hilda watches the test card, Minnie pretends her backyard is the seaside, and Ena organises an event at the community centre, booking a ‘turn’ whose identity she won’t reveal - much to the annoyance of Albert Tatlock. Elsie is recovering from her accident in hospital when Alan visits to take advantage of her dazed condition; she agrees to have him back on a trial basis.Elsie and Alan enjoy an afternoon twosome that they keep secret from Lucille, whilst Billy bets on T. Hilda is determined to spice up her sex life by purchasing a see-through nightie whilst Len finds solace in the arms of old flame Elsie after running away from a nightclub brawl Rita gets involved in. Anyone would think the creator was some sort of hardcore pornographer rather than a satirist and producer of comedic videos for a specified adult audience. Meanwhile, Mavis is the only member of the holidaying party to pull as she snogs a waiter by the name of Manuel after telling him that, unlike Rita, she swallows. Elsie is furious over rumours of what Alan got up to during his brief encounter with Department S and confronts Hilda, the source of the tittle-tattle; Albert is offended that Ena invites Ernie to dinner instead of him and storms off, locking himself in and refusing to entertain either Ena or Minnie; and Len receives praise from the barber over his recent dogging show with Rita, prompting him to ask Jerry if he can film the next performance on his cine-camera.