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Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)

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Hospital Hottie: Works as at a local clinic that uses alchemy to treat illnesses and diseases while being drop-dead gorgeous.

It's only romancing the elf Rowana just to improve its Doppleganger skills, but has her totally convinced that she's found the love of her life. Genetic Memory: After killing its very first adventurer, back when it didn't even have the INT attribute, the mimic somehow recognized that leaving puddles of blood and discarded clothes around it would be a bad idea, as it would alert other adventurer that the chest in the room was, in fact, a monster. Evolution Power-Up: In this universe, people and monsters can Rank up into a new, more powerful species. Long after it grows a brain and becomes (relatively) wise, the prospect of even shinier things is enough to rouse it to action and distract it.Accidental Pornomancer: Boxxy doesn't care for sex, but has to practice often, to keep Xera and Keira's lover Rowana happy. His wish almost came true when, finally truly lost, he noticed a low level treasure chest at the end of the corridor. Magic Knight: He is a unusually large man who is both very knowledgeable about Warlock spells and is proficient with melee combat, to the surprise of those manage to get up close to him. These can be seemingly useless ones like getting a snazzy new hat, beneficial ones like restoring all health and stamina, or bad ones like suddenly bursting into flames. After her victory, Drea decides to eat Xera, because for a long time she had been watching the Boxxy eat the succubus in "The Boxxy Show".

Real-Time Weapon Change: Her Rearm skill lets her literally change her weapons and armor in an instant if she needs to adapt to a situation, or just replace damaged equipment. She starts by enumerating all the reasons he is a terrible fighter (while they are fighting), then telling him how he was being tricked by others into thinking the elves were to blame for the death of his friends, and finally questioning his conviction. Torture Technician: He knows how to put the squeeze on people, but he doesn't do it for information, but just because. Parental Incest: Forces Xera to do the naughty with her because she wants to screw Keira Morgana (whom Xera can convincingly act like), and Boxxy refuses to risk its life to personally use its Facade for an alcubus' perversions.

Jack of All Trades: Starts off as the monster equivalent of a rogue, relying on stealth, ambushes, and shapeshifting to trick and instantly slay its victims while bypassing a straight fight. years of Boxxy deepening its Keira Morgana persona, she became self-aware and started to fight Boxxy for control of "her" body.

Famed In-Story: Boxxy's life is broadcast in the demon world as "The Boxxy Show", which has very high approval ratings. This, plus her burgeoning desire to collect "war trophies" from past battles, is likely what kick-started her transition from being a Wrath-focused fiend to an entirely new species, the Greed-focused Hoarder. He's got a huge job ahead of him, cleaning up the Empire and the Clergy, by force of arms if necessary.At first this is due to its poor memory, but later it turns into "I don't care enough to remember your name". Just have a look at the name, image, summary and then read the first chapter of the story and you will understand. As an example, Nagamor's sin is Wrath and all fiends are battle-hungry monsters that are filled with rage and violence.

My Opinion: Were it not for the explicit sexual content, these books could be both better ( the bullshit in the previous book would not have happened then), and could reach a wider audience.Insatiable Newlyweds: Xera and Kora, after their first time, go at it all the time, including when they are just walking from one place to another. Curb-Stomp Battle: Edward literally curbstomps each of Boxxy's demons in sequence, and then Boxxy itself by kicking it through a building when Edward catches up to the runaway chest, handily serving as a prelude to just how powerful Ascendants really are. This particular nun and her "cousin" end up paying for that with their lives when Boxxy sneaks up on them (they are facing the same direction, after all) and uses its assassination skill to kill them both. This gives the isolated and small settlement a bizarre atmosphere in the eyes of visitors and tax collectors, though it's nothing that a well placed bribe or sexual favor can't smooth over. Also has a surprisingly large soft spot for the well-being of its fellow gods, considering how much they try to bicker with and outplay each other.

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