Kidadl cannot accept liability for the execution of these ideas, and parental supervision is advised at all times, as safety is paramount. Anyone using the information provided by Kidadl does so at their own risk and we can not accept liability if things go wrong. Sponsorship & Advertising Policy A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion of combining plant and human DNA to create a new protein hybrid. What did the farmer say when one of his cows went missing? "Oh! I have made a terrible miss-steak."

An old grape farmer There was once an old grape farmer who had went through many droughts. When his grapes had fallen and dried, all he could've said was "Everything happens for a rasin" A farmer was counting his cows.... A farmer was counting his cows and initially only counted 196, but when he rounded them up he had 200.

Organic manures are made from one or more animal, plant or human sources. A cover crop is any crop with leaf cover that stops rain falling directly onto the soil. The TfL director of strategy and policy, Christina Calderato, said the figures showed that the Ulez was “highly effective in taking the oldest, most polluting vehicles off the roads”. This guide relates to The Reduction and Prevention of Agricultural Diffuse Pollution (England) Regulations 2018 which came into force on 2 April 2018. Get advice

Did you hear about the 8-year old dairy farmer? He had to repeat 3rd grade because he was a slow churner. You must take reasonable precautions to prevent soil loss caused by horticultural and farming activities. Soil loss can lead to erosion and allow pollutants to get into watercourses. So a farmer went out into his field and counted 48 cows But When His dog rounded them up there were 50. Did you hear about the wooden tractor? It had a wooden engine, and wooden wheels, and it wooden even work! A farmer bought some breeding pigs, but after several weeks, not one was pregnant. He called the vet for help. "Why don't you try artificial insemination" said the vet.You must take steps to prevent manure, fertiliser and soil getting into watercourses – known as diffuse water pollution (pollution). If you’re applying manure or fertiliser to cultivated agricultural land, you must also plan by using the results of soil tests.

The next morning, he can't even lift himself off the bed. He asked his wife to see if the pigs are wallowing in the mud yet.

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Latvian walk into bar with mule. Bartender say, Why so long face? Latvian say, I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby.

Here is a list of funny farmer and wife jokes and even better farmer and wife puns that will make you laugh with friends. Farmer's market* Wife: I'm buying these vegetables for my husband. Have you sprayed these with any poisonous chemicals? Farmer: No madam, you'll have to do that yourself. There’s no roadmap to doing this sort of thing and it was difficult for me growing up,” Rupert explains, thinking about his own experiences as a gay man being part of a farming family. “There was a silence about it, a not knowing what to do.”

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You must take reasonable precautions to reduce the risk of pollution when you carry out activities such as: If there’s already pollution or a high risk of pollution, the Environment Agency may take enforcement action. This may include prosecution. Did you hear about the cattle farmer that experimented with feeding his cow cannabis? The results were promising at first but it turned out the steaks were too high. Man is hungry. He steal bread to feed family. Get home, find all family have gone Siberia! More bread for me, man think. But bread have worm. Q : How many Latvian is take screw in light bulb? A : 25. One screw in, 24 ride bicycle generator for 1-hour shift. But time probably better spend search food.